Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
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she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
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Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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