There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
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i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
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