Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
So. Much. Porn.
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