My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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