Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
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