Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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