Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
Randomize
