Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
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