I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
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