Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
My butt remains clenched, sir.
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
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