So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
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