party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
genius alert. I just invented a contraption made of toilet paper and rubber bands that makes it so your balls don't stick to your leg when you wake up from sleeping. I call it, The Balldozer
I wish i was in the wii world.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
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