haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
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