I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
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you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
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Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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