Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Blind date just said "Can't wait till I'm married so i can let myself go". There will be no second date.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
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mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
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and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
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