Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
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My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
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Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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