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• (214): View more from Texas

  Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!

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• (334): View more from Alabama

  Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?

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  You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.

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• (551): View more from New Jersey

  And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...

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• (506): View more from New Brunswick

  it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits

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• (250): View more from British Columbia

  They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?

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• (310): View more from California

  What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.

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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..

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  successful birthday. 2012 rules

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  25 Cringeworthy Below the Pants Injuries

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• (763): View more from Minnesota

  Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet

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  Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now

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• (905): View more from Ontario

  Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.

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