Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
People With No Siblings Will Never Understand These 23 Things
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
So I just found out that my mom and dad arent married
What? They have three kids?
Yep. And apparently I have a half brother. Happy Birthday to me
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
25 Seemingly Normal Things That Give Some People Massive Anxiety
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.