If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
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