the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
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Just look for the house with the beer knights.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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