Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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