Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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