does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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