yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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