Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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