Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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