I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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