He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
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only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
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Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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