We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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