make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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