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what?
penguin condom
my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
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How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
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Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
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