Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
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Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
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They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
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