new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
Text me some of your sweat
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