im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
Randomize