Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
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And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
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I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
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