I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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