the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
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