just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
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No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
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easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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