dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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