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You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
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Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
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Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
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