do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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