I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
I just had to pull over at a starbucks to throw up in the bathroom. They really should not have let me be a lawyer.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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