i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
I forget how to act sober
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