I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
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Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
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He was too drunk, and my mother and I ended up babysitting him. He told her I have amazing mouth skills, and that I love the "chorizo" he feeds me. All she said was "And on the list of 30 things you never want to hear about your daughter..." while gripping the steering wheel.Please just fucking kill me now.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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