I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
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instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
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We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
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