Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
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