Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
how drunk are you?
Several
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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