sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
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just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
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He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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