Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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