i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
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