Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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