marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
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