Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
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i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
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He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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