So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
it was like his penis was on wheels.
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
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Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
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Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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