Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
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