Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I just woke up covered In blood, I have cuts all over my body, I can't find my clothes from last night, I'm still wasted, i'm pretty sure I have a sprained ankle, and the best part is, I have absolutely no recollection of what led to this. THAT'S why vodka is the greatest drink in the world.
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
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We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
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I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
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