The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
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