You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
I just cut my nipple shaving
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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