I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
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Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
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Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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