i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
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God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
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Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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