Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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