when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
Randomize