Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
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Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
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at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
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