If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
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