Do vagina's smell?
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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